Cat Supremacy License, version √-1

Everyone who recognizes the superiority of the species Felis catus over
mere Homo sapiens is hereby gladly granted the right to use, modify,
distribute, sell, borrow, give, steal, pee on, print out and use as a
kindle, deface, scribble on, give less, more or same respect as $PRESIDENT
of $YOUR_COUNTRY gives to the Constitution, etc, and so on, this software;
with or without modifications, in either a preferred or unpreferred form
for modification, with or without a fee of any kind.

Those who have yet to mend the error of their ways are also given all of
the above rights, albeit grudgingly.